Posts tagged: waiting for the punchlines

Waiting for the Punchlines #9

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
No, we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive drugs with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dr… cocaine pills!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

Waiting for the Punchlines #8

No matter how good you become at communing with the dead, people will still call you medium.

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