Hi! Welcome to my bio! Have a seat, won't you? Ice with your drink? Why, of course you can have a maraschino cherry with that! Two? No, I'm sorry -- I only have one left. So this is where I keep my accolades and see this in here? This is where I keep details about my professional history as an improviser. Now, if you'll follow me upstairs, I'll show you where I store all of my quirk. No, no, don't worry about that. It'll hide the stain from the time I spilled lentil soup down the stairs. No, really, I can't accept your money. I'll just scrub it myself once you leave. Okay, that was not an appropriate place for me to put your money. Here, please take it back. I'm sorry. That was awkward, wasn't it? Perhaps we should start over. I can go to the store to get you another cherry if you'd like? What? I cannot believe you just did that?! How am I supposed to explain why this square of carpet is missing? You know what? I need you to leave now. No, that's not your bicycle, it's mine. Yes, I know it's old-fashioned but I like it because you can store so much in that big ol' basket. What's that? A murder in Cabot Cove? Why, that's awful! You're right, you better take the bike. Good luck and thanks for dropping by! BACK   HOME